an extremely hilarious man with an unusually large cock and balls
person 1: oh its kalai
person 2: hes so hilarious and his cock and balls are so very large
person 1: so true
kalai: makes funny joke
everyone: laughs
The hottest and sexiest man alive, has too many friends too count, gets all the bitches
person 1: "OMG its kalai"
person 2: ejaculates
person 1: also ejaculates