Residudes

Friends from High School and earlier youth that are still hanging around in your late 40s but don't really contribute to your vibe in any way.

My uncle has done well in life but his residudes just drink his beer and eat his food.

Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!