soccermom

A mother who is obsessed with her son's life, penis, activities, friends, school and teachers, and makes her son play soccer. If the soccermom doesn't have a son, she will instead obsess about her multiple identical daughters.
Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.

"So where does Cindy Soccermom of Apple Pie, USA, fit in?" (Chicago Flame Online)

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