Dogs in the Tub

The sexual act of the male inserting his scrotum (both testicles) into a woman's vagina. The feat is so difficult to accomplish, it is like getting 'dogs in the tub'.

After a long day of running around and being active with my pets, I like to go home, wash up a bit, call my girl on the phone, and try to get my dogs in the tub. It's a lot easier than the LSAT's!

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pizon

Spanish slang for "1)really fucked up; or really awesome."

If you find your girlfriend fucking some other guy, then that situation is pizon.

"Yo that hooked up supra is pizon!"

It's kinda funny that Pizza Hut came out with that "Pison" Pizza. How about some fucked up pizza?

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saint peter

Something you need to do to either get your karma back on track or to prevent your ass from getting whooped.
A good deed.

"I better pull a St. Peter or Mama's gonna give me the shoe!"

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