plagentanated

a way to describe how someone speaks in the best possible way ever

* does a david attenbwisui impression * i can’t spell sorry

“wow that sounded so plagentanated”

ETA

an abbreviation of "Edited to Add," frequently used by bloggers.

ETA: It's true! He totally LOVED my panties.

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Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

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bt

English Telecomms company that have let the UK lag severly behind in terms of internet access due to there lack of foresight and crappy service.

Because of BT, a lot of the UK is still on 56k dialup, cos they havent installed ADSL in a lot of places

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