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When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work
That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.
When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation
Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.
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Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.
I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.