hmph-k

It can be used to replace an curse word. Mostly four letter ones. Starting with an FFFFF and ending in a Duck.
Or
A techno sound that soothes the soul.

AAAAHHHHH you make me mad! You know what? Hmph-k you!!! That's right... Hmph-k you!

Or

Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k ahhhhhhhhhhhh wicka wicka Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k Hmph-k ...

The end.

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awkward shoe

When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.

Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.

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