snakes on a plane

When several well hung pornstars ride the same plane.

When I saw the bulges in their pants I knew it was snakes on a plane.

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cock dog

When a man inserts his penis into a hot dog bun, drenches it in condiments, and serves it to an unsuspecting female(or less frequently a male).

Man#1: Dude, when she bit into my cock dog my dream of getting head from Jennifer finally came true, at least until I passed out from blood loss.
Man#2: ...

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Broadsword

1: (noun) When a man holds his penis at the base with one hand, similar to wielding a sword.

1: There's nothing like a man wielding his broadsword.