Emancipants

e·man·ci·pants ih-man-suh-pants
adjective
1.
not constrained or restricted by pants.
2.
freed, as from wearing pants or society's belief that clothes are necessary.

Slave: "Sir, you are not wearing any pants..."

Julius Caeser: "no, slave, I have freed myself from the tyrannous restrictions of my pants"

Slave: "You have emancipated yourself from your pants sir?"

Julius Caeser: "Yes. Emancipants. Now go do the washing up"

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