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mumbler

A marijuana cigarette that is very strong, so strong that the result is one can no longer speak properly. Usually a joint filled with skunky bud - the sticky icky.

Forget that twig - get your kind bud and roll a mumbler!

by boltonoutlaw January 2, 2008

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


roman senator

The roman senator is a synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.

George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.

by boltonoutlaw January 2, 2008

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


marleybone

A marijuana cigarette, but a fatty. Named for Bob Marley, a big fan and promoter of the herb.

No twigs yo - roll a fat marleybone, so we can all enjoy!

by boltonoutlaw January 2, 2008


mudflaps

The buttocks, bum cheeks, ass. The flesh surrounding the turd cutter. When you pinch a loaf the combination of two bum cheeks act as both guidance system and splashguard.

"Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps - my girl's got 'em!" - lyrics from "Big Bottom", Spinal Tap.

by boltonoutlaw January 4, 2008

14πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


sparkletart

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they could be the seventh village person.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

by boltonoutlaw January 2, 2008

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


chuff

To greedily inhale cannabis sativa. To pull big hits of weed. To totally consume challenge hits, and/or completely finish a stacked bowl.

That Adam - he chuffed the entire marleybone before we had a chance to hit it!

by boltonoutlaw January 2, 2008

7πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


buffaloon

A ham sandwich disguised as a human being; an oaf, a lummox, a steroidal fathead.

Check out out the porch buffaloons on frat row

by boltonoutlaw May 28, 2016