phenomulous

A hybrid of phenominal and fabulous. Something so amazing it's not only fabulous or phenominal, it's PHENOMULOUS!

"My car is so amazing, it's phenomulous. You wish your POS car was as phenomulous as mine is."

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February

The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.

"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."

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