Tesla

A tryhard electric car, popular among pedophiles due to it's innovative construction (an xbox stuck on top of a milk-float) which makes it attractive to children and nearly silent.

Child: Hey Mister, is that a Tesla? Jeez, its got like a screen inside it, and all cameras and stuff!
Driver: All the better to see you with! Wanna ride?
Child: Sure! *Gets in*
Driver: *drives silently away*

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