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This is hemroids in your nose.
Symptoms include a itchy, painful and bloody nose.
Caused by picking your nose too much.
Treatment is easy, STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!
Background-
From a very tired new mother who tends to mix up words when exhausted.
Origin-
Road noise.
Patient: My nose has been hurting bad and it is also bleeding.
Doctor: Do you pick your nose?
Patient: No! That is gross.
Doctor: Well, it looks like you have noseroids which is caused by picking your nose. The easy answer is to stop picking your nose.
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1. A woman with a bodacious chest.
2. A large chested woman. One with at lest a D sized chest.
Wow, did you see her? She was boobralicious!
Did you see the size of her tits? She is boobralicious!
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She shaves her nunu bald.
Eat my nunu!
A girl has a nunu a boy has a willy.
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When you can not stop talking for nothing. When you just go on and on and on.
Mom caught me sneaking in last night. I started lying to her and I just had diarrhea of the mouth.
That lady had diarrhea of the mouth. She would just not shut up.
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This is when you catch your nipple ring on something and tear your nipple off and your ring out.
OMG! I caught my nipple ring on the shower door this morning and almost had a nipple-ectomy. I hurt like a mother bear!!
This is what you breath when you are around blondes. Just being around them makes you stupider. You just get ditzy.
OMG I had a blonde waitress today that just could not get our order right. It's like the air around them is blonde air and it make you stupid too.
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