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Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 1, 2015

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Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.

My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.

by bookfraud April 7, 2015