scrumptidoodles

1) You text this when you want to affirm that it's either 3 am and/or you're high and can't remember how to diplomatically admit it's 3am and/or you're high

2) you want food and/or are high
3) you are too hysterical to formulate a coherent sentence

Will: How are you all?
Finn: I just shot myself in the foot and was dishonorably discharged from the army and dumped my fiance because I was too sleepy to talk to her also I'm hungry and want a grilled cheesus
Will: ...
Finn: scrumptidoodles

Loofus

Loser + Doofus

1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.

Reyna: I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON'S BEING SO DENSE THIS IS THE MOST LITERAL PROMPT EVER
Jason: It was...a cardiologist? Why would you draw a heart and a stethoscope to a prompt that says "cardiologist"? How did you expect me to get that?
Piper: Stop being such a loofus, Jason. You need to up your game.

scrrr

1)the lovechild of "asdfghjkl" and "...", used in texting to indicate that you have nothing more profound to offer to the discussion or want to change the topic
2) used to indicate you have writers' block or to cuss as substitute for writing slang

Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
Santana: scrrr