tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.

"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.

AlgeBra

1. (noun) The blond blonde babe with the major league boobs who helps you with your math classes.

“Dude, I understand this algebra crap cold, but since Linda is my Alge-Bra, I play dumb. The girl’s got some fine cans."

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Step-sister-sticker

Step-sister-sticker

(noun)A young man who is boinkin’ his stepsister.

(verb) to pound your stepsister into the mattress.

(verb) to fill every orifice of a stepsister at every available occasion.

Damn, man, you seen Tony? He's lost over 50 pounds on his new step-sister-sticker diet.

“Dude, I’m beat. I pulled off a 4 hour stepsister-sticker with Jasmin last night.”

“Man, I’d like to ask her out, but that big bastard over there is her stepsister-sticker.

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SlickyDawg

1. (noun) A dude who starts the hump with a condom, then skillfully discards it mid-hump, without telling the humpee.

2. (v) To skillfully and secretly remove the condom from the biddness during a prolonged hump-fest.

1. (n)"Girl, that D'wane is a SlickyDawg. That's how I got this belly-bump."

2.(v) "Dude, I hates rubbers. I start the game with one, then go all SlickyDawg on them, about at the top of the second inning."

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Study Hall stand off

1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.

Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.

Slick Pickle

1. (noun) an unsheathed Johnson workin' over the poonie.

2. (verb) the act of prolonged humpage without any prophylactic coverage.

1. (n) "Ladies, although the Slick Pickle may bring you more pleasure, you need to know that it is the number one cause of babies."

2. (v) "Girl, when he told me he didn't have any condoms, I told him to Slick Pickle me...right-damn-now."

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Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.

"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."