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1. (noun) The blond blonde babe with the major league boobs who helps you with your math classes.
“Dude, I understand this algebra crap cold, but since Linda is my Alge-Bra, I play dumb. The girl’s got some fine cans."
1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.
1. (noun) an unsheathed Johnson workin' over the poonie.
2. (verb) the act of prolonged humpage without any prophylactic coverage.
1. (n) "Ladies, although the Slick Pickle may bring you more pleasure, you need to know that it is the number one cause of babies."
2. (v) "Girl, when he told me he didn't have any condoms, I told him to Slick Pickle me...right-damn-now."
1. (noun) A dude who starts the hump with a condom, then skillfully discards it mid-hump, without telling the humpee.
2. (v) To skillfully and secretly remove the condom from the biddness during a prolonged hump-fest.
1. (n)"Girl, that D'wane is a SlickyDawg. That's how I got this belly-bump."
2.(v) "Dude, I hates rubbers. I start the game with one, then go all SlickyDawg on them, about at the top of the second inning."
Illiterate, acutely inbred resident of Yakima, Washington, who preaches immigration reform and white supremacy. Known locally as ICEMAN. (intimate friends call him “Poonie” or “PoonBoy”) Self-anointed super hero. Has developed a large following in the State Penitentiary system, given his enthusiastic approach to Salad Tossing.
"Damn, dawg, my sister's husband went all Yaki-Klan on our neighbor yesterday."
"I'm sorry, Ms Smith. I didn't do my homework, because my Dad was giving us our weekly Yaki-Klan lessons."
"BettyLou, you need to stay away from him. He get's all Yaki-Klan when he gets excited. Pretty scary."
"Please excuse my son's absence, yesterday. He was getting fitted for his new Yaki-Klan sheet."
Self-proclaimed and anointed anonymous enforcer of unpopular/racist laws. Usually associated with low self-esteem, bed-wetting and chronic masturbation.
Word on the street is some new PoonBoy's making waves.
(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.
(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.
"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."
"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."