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Illiterate, acutely inbred resident of Yakima, Washington, who preaches immigration reform and white supremacy. Known locally as ICEMAN. (intimate friends call him âPoonieâ or âPoonBoyâ) Self-anointed super hero. Has developed a large following in the State Penitentiary system, given his enthusiastic approach to Salad Tossing.
"Damn, dawg, my sister's husband went all Yaki-Klan on our neighbor yesterday."
"I'm sorry, Ms Smith. I didn't do my homework, because my Dad was giving us our weekly Yaki-Klan lessons."
"BettyLou, you need to stay away from him. He get's all Yaki-Klan when he gets excited. Pretty scary."
"Please excuse my son's absence, yesterday. He was getting fitted for his new Yaki-Klan sheet."
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To pose as a Immigration Officer wannabe. Self described as "I.C.E.M.A.N." the enforcer of all immigration laws. Known locally as "PoonBoy."
Dude's Yakima Yak-off posin' like a big dog...
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One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.
Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.
I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.
Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.
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1. (noun) An erection inspired by the jiggling puppies of a particularly well endowed young lady. (Most normally associated with public transit)
2. (noun) Code for an erection caused by clandestinely watching a stunning rack of tits jiggle.
3. (verb) When an amply endowed young woman seeks to actively encourage her boobies to move and jiggle in response to the movement of a vehicle, horse, trampoline or earthquake.
1. "I caught a jiggle chub watching Gretchen's globes bounce on the bus. I had to wait an extra 43 stops before I could stand up."
2. When she realized Bobby was watching, Amy put her arm over the back of the seat, arched her back a little and fired off a salvo of jiggle chum at him.
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Code name used by US Air Force enlisted members to identify a particularly unpleasant fellow Aerospace Team member. Duke Rider characteristics include, but are not limited to, blatant and transparent self-promotion, loud, pretentious behavior employed to bring attention to one's self, over-zealous enforcement to obscure regulations, full-contact sucking up to higher ranking members.
The Dukes are known to design and award themselves awards/trophies/pen and pencil sets, each with their name prominently displayed.
The Dukes frequent the NCO Club, and hover around, pouring coffee for any higher ranking NCOs.
The Dukes spend more on their pristine uniforms than on their children's welfare.
The Dukes personify the USAF tradition of "All show- no go."
The Dukes have never heard a weapon fired in anger, but have an endless supply of war stories.
Dude, I just met the new First Sergeant.... he's full on Duke Rider.
You know, Sergeant Burton was an OK dude until he got promoted. Now, he's all Duke Rider and shit.
Man, you should have seen it. Two of the new guys in maintenance are trying to out-Duke Rider each other.
I've decided to get out and do the civilian thing. Yesterday morning, I looked at myself and, Dude, I'm telling you, I saw my Duke Rider training wheels in the mirror. I'm outta here!
(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellinâ fertilizer spewer, ER)
Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.
1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant
Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been âblessed with the perfect body.â
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!
Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!
Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
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Self-proclaimed and anointed anonymous enforcer of unpopular/racist laws. Usually associated with low self-esteem, bed-wetting and chronic masturbation.
Word on the street is some new PoonBoy's making waves.
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