rudeboy

In Australia, Rudeboys were defined by flat top haircuts, red polo shirts buttoned right up, and Doc Martin boots. They loved ska music, fighting and driving Minis.

Circa 1083: Did you see Drew's flat-top haircut? And why's his shirt buttoned up, it's bloody hot today.
Haven't you heard of rudeboys?

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Cum Tongue

When a Euro or Russian pornstar sticks out her tongue to take the cum shot, and her tongue already has a thick white coating because she hasn't brushed her tongue from the last 300 cumshots.

I was all ready to shoot my load over that porno scene, but then that pornstar stuck out her cum tongue.

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Gymbership

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My gymbership is up for renewal.