special OPS

Code word for referring to Obvious Plastic Surgery while in the presence of the surgically enhanced individual, often referring to a female with fake breasts.

A female with obviously fake boobs walks by.

Dude1: "Yeah, I'm thinking about the army, special ops."
Dude2: "Totally."

The female leaves.

Dude1: "So fake. Her nipples were coming out of her collarbone."
Dude2: "I'd still hit that."
Dude1: "Definitely."

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Pussy

Something that 15 year old males who spend hours on this site trying to understand rap lyrics will never get.

Random fifteen year old dude: "What is 'crunk juice'? Let me check Urban Dictionary!"

His older brother: "Dude, you are never getting any pussy."

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asshole

A penis receptacle that gay dudes feel is superior to the pussy. Normally full of shit.

Steve: "Hey Marshall, feel like a little lovemaking tonight?"
Marshall: "Sure, come over and jam your cock in my asshole."

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