people in hell want ice water

Its a phrased used to describe those to make their bed, but bitch about sleeping in it. The idea that Satan would even consider relieving their suffering is laughable when they are the sole reason they are in Hell in the first place. They're complaining about being in Hell? They shouldn't have been assholes their whole lives.

Republicans: We really want you to trust that we care about minorities.

Voters: Uh-huh, and people in hell want ice water.

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