The Devil's Hoagie

A white bread sandwich, with the middle being another piece of white bread. Mike Pence gave it the name "The Devil's Hoagie".

"Mike, why are you eating 3 pieces of white bread?"

"I'm not! I'm eating The Devil's Hoagie!"

Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"

Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?

flowey

A cute little flower who will kill you and take your shit.

He's being such a flowey right now.

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newow

A word that means that the person it is used to describe is very, very, VERY cool. This person is typically homosexual, and tries to self-diagnose. Even though they do these things, they are still very cool.

"Are you friends with Collin?"
"Yeah."
"Is he a newow?"
"Yeah, a bit."