Swiftification

the act of turning your friend into a Swiftie by constantly listening to Taylor Swift's music in their presence

Brandon's Swiftification of Victoria was successful, I caught her listening to 22 Taylor's version yesterday.

Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.