wallowship

A group of emos, or a friendship shared by two or more emos.

I saw another wallowship at the mall today, talking about sadness.

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emogasm

1: The victorious feeling emos get from generating a lot of pity or attention through crying, whining, etc.
2: The heady rush of adrenaline masochists get from being in pain.

Student 1: Why do the emos always come from the counselor smiling?
Student 2: They're having emogasms from all the attention.

Sharon had an intense emogasm when she cut "pain" into her arm with a razor blade.

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America

The most kick-ass country on Earth. Despite what the UN liberals have you think, most people here are patriots who are proud to fight for their country, which is why all the draft-dodging pussies went running off to Canada. We are the most hated country only because we actually have the balls to protect what we care about. And not only do we protect our country, we send aid to other places in need. So all of you who hate America SHUT THE FUCK UP.

America is the land of the free and the home of the brave. God bless America.

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dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.

Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."

causemonger

person, especially a celebrity or wealthy person, always involved in an organization or helping a cause. Examples include Angelina Jolie and Paul McCartney.

Everyone who lives in San Francisco is a causemonger. They just can't seem to be happy unless they're bettering the planet somehow.

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jawa

Derogatory term for people in the Middle East, because they live in sand, like the jawas from Star Wars. Also "sand people"

Because of propaganda, many jawas do not like Americans.

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redneck badge of honor

Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.

Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.

After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.

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