nimple

word used to describe a car's "handling" not to be confused with "nimble"- Nimple is word used to describe a car that is good for making out and or sex.

Ryan: I totally did the dirty in the suburban last night with Kelly
Jimbo: Ah the suburban, a fine vehicle, nimple handling indeed.

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shit gnomes

little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.

Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night

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