Girl-Perv

Girl-Perv
-noun
1. A female who constantly references sexual or perverted subject matter in formal, polite and casual conversation.
2. A female whose licentious behaviors suggest a certain inherent and distorted or impure sensuality.
Girl-Perving
-verb
1. The act of a female parading and/or exhibiting her sexuality publicly whether by physical depravities, verbal sexuality or generally overtly suggestive or socially inappropriate behavior.
2. The deviation of a female from accepted sexual practices.
Girl-Pervish
-adjective
1. to possess the attributes of a girl-perv.
Gril-Pervishly
-adverb
1. To behave in a girl-perv like manner.

God damn, the botch is a girl-perv she’s petite modeling shirtless down the H .

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bandsnob

bandsnob

etymology- originally coined by an anonymous prepsnob and noted professor of bandsnobology.

-noun
A teenager who identifies and finds solace in “underground” or subversive adolescent culture. Normally incredibly elitist, the bandsnob is notoriously exclusive only identifying with other subversives while ironically criticizing popular culture for its frivolousness conformity and selectiveness. The bandsnob prefers its music to be controversial and disagreeable (often characterized by its loud obnoxiousness and unintelligible lyrics.) bandsnobs are known for exclusively listening to unknown and obscure bands whom have not yet “hit the scene.” Known for quickly disowning bands that experience any fleeting success, the bandsnob is a fickle, skittish and noncommittal creature. The bandsnob is typically adorned in nonfunctional clothing possibly because of its upsetting affect on popular society and its parents . Wardrobes normally consist of (regardless of gender) a number of tight fitting hoodies*of a solid color or with an outrageous often divisive pattern, tight fitting girls' jeans, stylish and unpractical shoes and a tight fitting band related tee-shirt often with an unintelligible symbolic band logo. This basic outfit does not change regardless of temperature, season or the formality of the occasion. The accessories stereotypical of a bandsnob are carabineer not suitable for climbing for the purpose of holding car keys typically clipped to an outside belt loop, a belt turned sideways at all times so as to not hit the often faux-musician’s guitar, an incredibly large and expensive cell phone that can clearly be seen outlined in their tight pocket with the supposed purpose of planning gigs** and an assortment of earrings and tattoos.

Technical Note
-bandsnob is never capitalized in any of its forms preferring to be controversial in its grammatical incorrectness and to retain its elite trendiness.

*A tight fitting zipper sweatshirt of light cotton with a hood (from which the nickname “hoodie” is suspected to have derived its etymology.)

**A show or performance by a band.
bandsnobing

-verb
The act of doing or partaking in any of the above listed activities.
bandsnobish

-adjective
The description of the subversive teen categorized above.
bandsnobishly

-adverb
Acting in a manner characteristic of a controversial music enthusiast.

bandsnobism
-ideology
the religious or political ideology that centers on the worship and idealization of obscure bands.

bandsnoboligy
-study
The intricate and impartial study of modern rebellious teenage music devotees.

“I’s sorry I can’t go, I have to go to American Appeal and get new girls jeans for the “Among the Trees” and “Sing it Proud” show, I hear there will be a lot of fellow bandsnobs there.

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Giufjob

Noun- An extremely advanced sexual maneuver that requires champion skill at closing deals while particularly intoxicated. Originally preformed during a drunken Halloween romp at Saint Michael’s College in 2008, the inventor of this skillful, but demeaning fornication technique sloppily and eloquently convinced a possibly crusty Saint Michael’s girl to accompany him to her dormitory room. Once in the room, while still unaware of the female’s name the creator of the Giufjob consummated their short, but lustful relationship by engaging in sexual relations while continuing to wear his Halloween mask. Following what was reportedly a disappointingly prompt and un-extraordinary ejaculation the “Giufjobber” in question fled the scene only to discover, contrary to his belief at the time that he was not at the University of Vermont. The “Giufjober” slinked back to the before mentioned female’s room to spend an increasingly awkward night.

Necessary attributes of a Giufjob-

1. A mask must be worn throughout the entirety of intercourse
2. An unknown identity
3. Little to no recollection of the actual occurrence of the event
4. No memory of the identity or physical appearance of the female sexual partner
5. Extreme intoxication
6. The intercourse must be followed by a devastatingly embarrassing event that forces the colored male sexual partner to stay the night

Dude, I Giufjobed the shit out of this girl last night, I have no fucking idea who she was. I woke up at 5am, still in my Robin custom with my peter out and some crusty bitch pasted out next to me…got the fuck out of there. Dude, total Giufjob.

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The Ole 1, 2

-noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.

2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.

1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.

2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.

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gnarsnob

-noun

A surfer or radical youth who knows that his judgment on surfing, waves, and other water sports related accessories is paramount to none. This youth is stereotypically a teenage boy although gnarsnobs exist in every age group and span both genders. Gnarsnobs are known for their carefree “no shoes, no shirt, no problem” attitude which is physically manifested in their relaxed attire typically of “board shorts” flip-flop sandals and surf related tee-shirts. Although a gnarsnob is comprised of many one dimensional elements, his defining feature is his insistence on his superior knowledge of surfing and of surfing lifestyle.

Dude the fucking beach was so gnarly today it was like fucking 8 foot breakers, all the gnarsnobs were there.

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