Dan

The kind of man who will give u the world and take it from u in a couple of seconds. Acts extremely gay but covers it up by constantly talking about needing a mommy gf. He might be charming at first, but soon u will find out he is the devil himself. Has a weird obsession with monkeys, just like all the other men.

Person 1: That guy is acting so sussy, there is no way he is straight!
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.