Essey

Everything bad, specifically in an annoying way.

Anna- “oh my god I’m so quirky and different because I like sports!”
Emma- “Anna is so essey I cant stand her!”

scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

Garnish

An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.

“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”