Duvinplays

Duvinplays is an extremely powerful extra-dimensional creature that often descends from rifts within the universe to come and destroy you. Duvin loves to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Duvin will fly up high into the sky and throw down massive hellfire orbs onto you and your home. Duvin will also use nausea radiation gas to poison you and make you sick. The only way to soothe Duvin and stop Duvin from destroying your home is to offer Duvin multiple small tangerines.

Person 1; OMG, HALP! IT'S DUVINPLAYS UP THERE IN THE SKY!

Person 2; NO ONE IS GOING TO HELP YOU FOOL. THAT'S DUVINPLAYS. RUN!!!!

Alhaitham

Alhaitham is a super sexy male character in Genshin Impact. Alhaitham is super rich and owns lots of luxurious home decor items. Alhaitham has massive tits and a giant cock. Alhaitham has the biggest breasts in all of Teyvat. Alhaitham is super smart and professional. Everyone wants Alhaitham to fuck them but Alhaitham doesn't care about any of them. Alhaitham's freshly showered body smells amazing. Alhaitham's sperm is extremely thick and wet, and has the power to give you 5 kids everytime he cums inside of you.

Person 1; Hey is that Alhaitham? his breasts look giant.
Person 2; Yeah, his tits are massive.