Count Flapula

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

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Pooclear Explosion

To have explosive diarrhoea

I swear, I'm never eating Mexican food again! That taco caused a pooclear explosion so big they felt it in Australia!

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Red Light

The moment just prior to having uncontrollable diarrhoea. A red light gives you approximately 10 seconds to make it to the bathroom before wherever you are becomes ground zero for a "pooclear" explosion.

I was on the train to work this morning when without warning I got a red light and some fucker was in the bathroom! I had no choice but to go in the sink!

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