simovski

When your pc (particularly one issued by your workplace) installs system updates that render you ineffective and unable to complete work tasks whilst waiting.

This is rampant upon first booting up, despite no indication from the previous day that updates had been installed or were required to be installed.

This could resolve itself within 2 minutes or potentially 2 hours depending on your home Internet speed.

“I couldn’t make the morning stand-up meeting as I was doing a simovski”

“My pc was doing a simovski so I sent my colleagues funny memes in a group chat to keep my brain active until it was resolved”

Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).

Just another Murdoch Monday