MLW

MLW is the opposite of FML (fuck my life). It stands for My Life Wins.

I got a headjob last night. MLW

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Kurdish Pancake

When a woman is getting double-ended by two Kurdish men, and they both nut on her at the same time, covering her in warm Middle-Eastern Man-Syrup.

A lady met two men while on holidays in Kurdistan.

Things got a bit frisky, and they gave her the Kurdish Pancake.

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