statto

being a total geek

"Who won the FA cup in 1912?"
"Dunno. Ask Statto, he knows everything"

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boothing

being forever the romantic, picking a girl up and shagging them in the local park. in october. up the arse!

"Where's Booth?"
"He's boothing Rachael in Torky park."

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Girth Pervman

(Otherwise known as Gross Turdman, Grey Hairman or Heat-a-Pantgerm.) This is a lanky bearded fish gobbling fart smelling pervert, who roams an area know locally as Toddingrad, stalking, leering and perving over unsuspecting girls, normally of non-British decent. Easily identifiable due to the constant scratching of the testical / rectum areas, and wearing odd shoes.

You are as perverted as a Girth Pervman you sick depraved wanker!

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hypodermic

you like to be a pokin yourself witha the needles, what can i say? He likes him some chocolate.

From crazy emo kids.

Im so emo im gonna go hypodermic on my own ass.

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