He is worth gold , he is the best person u can meet.
Don't lose him he is precious like gold .
Gildest Gildu Gill
"I hooked up with Crystal last night."
"Thats nothin' to brag about, man, she's easier to get into than a community college."
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To comfort an emotional girl with a good round of love-making.
Janis was crying for hours after she bombed her physics midterm, so I cumforted her with my giant cock.
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What you need to buy if you forget to wear a condom.
Fuck man, i should have bought a 50 cent condom, now i have to shell out $100 for a stroller
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