Y'all

adrv. 1) Quite possibly the most useful word ever created.
abrv. 2) The words "you" and "all" conjointed into one word.

Hey Y'all!... maybe y'all didn't hear me the first time. I said, HEY Y'ALL!!!

Brainified

adj. 1) One possessing a plethora of knowledge
verb 2) To become knowledgeable and /or wise.

I gradjiated skool and got all Brainified and stuff.

Ain't

Not a word 0)Some nincompoop thought they'd try to put "are" and "not" together into one nonsensical word! GRRRR!

Ain't Ain't a word and you Ain't going to catch me saying it!

Doot Toot Bows

1) Heavy south eastern United States slang for the motivational mantra; "Do It To It, Boys!"

Elt, I swarny! Kaint never could, so "doot toot bows!" Ain't skeered!... Mama, reach me my baby. We're headed to WALMART! WOOO!!!