statetionalism

intense pride for the state where you live, even if others do not see what is so great about it.

Person #1: Why do you have such statetionalism for Connecticut? There is nothing exciting that goes on there.
Person #2: I've lived here all my life and I think it is very important, so dont insult it!

brain ninja

Title given to girls by comedian Dane Cook. Girls have the power to fuck with a guy's mind by saying something so simple that it eventually drives them crazy.

Girls are brain ninjas! They know how to get in there with their katanas and cut ya! And then disappear into the night!

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