gayometer

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.

Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

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toyota mouth

named after Toyota's sticky gas pedals.

a person, usaually female, who starts talking and keeps going uncontrolably on and on with no end until someone finally interrupts them enough so that they stop.

Tammy: can you beleive that health care bill passed?! that kinda reminds me of the time.... blah blah blah blah.....

Brandon: it's been ten minutes... is she ever gonna stop?!

Devon: I don't know man... this bitch has a toyota mouth like no other.

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cap'n crums

the crums and pieces at the bottom of a box of cap'n crunch or other cereal

Devon: hey dude do u have any cereal? I'm starving

Brandon: no sorry bro just some cap'n crums...

Devon:... crap...

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