gayometer

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.

Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

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Gayometer

A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.

Rob: I'm sure Tim's gay.
Gurtrude: I know, my gayometer reads 110 degrees!

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