Flint, MI

Flint is basically Michigan's incurable STD: you can manage it or pretend it's not that bad, but it's always there. Blight, violence, corruption, crime...you name it, Flint's got it. On the plus side, Flint is home to some of the cleanest, coolest, most refreshing water in the world.

"Hey Steve, wanna go to Flint, MI?"
"Nah man, drinking a whole gallon of bleach would be a much safer option."

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