totes gnar

The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.

Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "

Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"

totes gnar

The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.

Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "

Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"

MOUNT THAT TROUT

When dat pussy too fish to be a dish and you have to abandon your oral plans and skip straight to fuckin'!

Alt.: "MOUNT THE TROUT"

Tony: Yo!..how dat pussy taste last night?
Joe: No good, homie. I had to MOUNT THAT TROUT!