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The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.
Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
⢠lack of critical thinking
⢠smoothness in the brain
⢠actively using Twitter
⢠the average Hazbin Hotel fan
⢠driving a BMW 3 series or above
⢠wearing VLONE
⢠attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
⢠casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
⢠taking tren
⢠shameless self-promotion
and
⢠doing anything for clout
As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.
If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.
Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry
In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.
Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break
Contrary to the other definition, reserved is a characteristic of a person whom socializes sparingly.
It is shown not out of inability to converse or work with others, but instead permits them to be self-aware of whom, what, when, where, why and how they talk to people.
A reserved person may speak less in groups because they prefer to listen to what is being said, and who is saying it.
When they have formulated a contribution to a discussion, it's generally well thought out.
Reserved people garner the respect of their peers and do not seek to offend intentionally.
As opposed to an anti-social or asocial person, reserved people DO know how to talk to their peers and delight in interaction, although very brief.
This is not to be conflated with "socially awkward" or "socially retarded", or even "shy"; all of which stem from social anxiety, but hold some form of connection to being reserved.
A vice-chair or CEO of a Fortune 500 company may be reserved, especially when speaking to the media or to international clients.
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When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.