man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.

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shitpile

1. A pile of shit.

2. Connoting a large amount of something. Basically serves the same function as a noun that big ass serves as an adjective.

1. My dog made a little shitpile and commenced bowing before it and howling.

2. Tammy Fay Bakker is probably best known for wearing a shitpile of makeup.

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