bell phlegm

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')

trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm

bagrash

the condition of not washing testicles, which results in the gonads being spotty, sweaty, chapped or itchy

saying to someone who is constantly itching their testicles "I'd get to the doctor with that bagrash"

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rimbledon

a swingers game, based on the popular tennis tournament. A 4 player game where everybody gets their assholes licked clean. Also spectator sport.

Bob: "me and the missus will pop over for a game of rimbledon with you and the wife later, please wash your starfish this time Malcolm !"

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chippy

as in chipolata. in reference to a male penis that is no bigger than a cocktail sausage.

Derek had promised his partner for the night a big fat sausage. Jan was disappointed when he only pulled out little chippy

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shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.

whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache

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jibba jabba

to speak non-sensical , meaningless or pointless statements or comments.

"quit yo' jibba jabba, fool"

Mr T - The A-Team

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mub

to rub your hand up the crease of your buttocks and around your anus, then ambushing an unsuspecting victim with the same hand ih their face (whilst shouting 'mub' at them)

mub is bum backwards

boasting to a friend :"I leapt out and gave him the mub, he was discusted".

to mub someone

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