Nubikins

Main Entry: nub-i-kins
Pronunciation: nub-ee-kinz
Function: noun
Etymology: Alteration of English internet dialect Newb, probably from Low Patience for Eastern American "Mee too-isms"
1 : To be completely Clueless of one's situation or surroundings
2 : To be a warm and fuzzy Newb (Noob)
3 : To be horribly naive to the point of appearing retarded

"Listen here Nubikins, could you possibly be any MORE clueless?"

ballstowalls

Main Entry: balls-to-wals
Pronunciation: balz-tu-walz
Function: Adverb
Etymology: Middle Class American Descriptive Expletive, from Anglo-French "boules aux murs",
1: usually something extremely unbelieveable: something that has elevated something ordinary to new levels of incredulity.

2: something ridiculously defining and causing one to pay closer attention, as though ones testicles have just been body slammed hard into a solid surface such as a wall, or pavenment, or something equally dense and painful in the slamming.

"That was a ballstowalls craptacular burrito, I think I'm gonna hurl"

"That was a frigging ballstowalls awesome band, when are they going on tour?"

"Baby when we get down and dirty you get me so ballstowalls horny I can't control myself"

"That was without question the ballstowalls worst proctology exam I have ever experienced dude."

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Metooism

Main Entry: Me-too-ism
Pronunciation: Mee-tuu-izm
Function: noun
1 : a theory that ultimate reality lies within a realm subcribing to the commonplace, ordinary or bitchin. If five others are doing it, it must be hot!

2 : the practice of forming your ideals or living under the influence of what other people are doing, or consider cool at any given moment.

3 : literary or artistic theory or practice that affirms the preeminent value of whatever is popular with the general public at a specific time and place, regardless of how silly a given trend may be, or how short it may last, and how foolish you will feel when it's over. At least you weren't alone right?

Joe: "Hey Bob, we learned about Metooism in Philosophy class today, btw check out the new armband tattoo I got?"

Bob: "You got one? Me too! Hey thats a metooism ain't it?"

Joe: "Yep it's a meetooism alright, hey check out this new tongue piercing I got Bob."

Bob: "WTF? Another metooism? I got one too dammit!"

Joe: " Yeah it doesn't help that we both have goatess too, this metooism lifestyle is rather craptacular isn't it? I think I'll try something different, and go shave my head."

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