WTF putain

When something sucks, when you're pissed.

Combination of English "WTF" and French "putain"

"Wuss: I can't make it to the party tonight, I gotta sew with my mom
Bro: WTF putain, you're such a dork"

pudding pie

When you have to shit really bad but can't make it to the bathroom on time, you therefore have to shit in your pants and this makes a pudding pie

John: why are you walking so damn weird? Walk straight baby

Melissa: can't! i just happened to drop a pudding pie in my pants, this makes walking straight impossible

Dude 1: i gotta get some adult diapers
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: cuz i've been making some pudding pies recently, don't know why
Dude 2: just go see a colorectal surgeon

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