Katie

A woman (yes, a woman) who exudes independence, strength and resilience, despite the adversities she has faced throughout her years. A dominant presence that emanates beauty as much internally as she does externally, a Katie is an individual who turns heads when she enters any room at any given time. Katies are full of never-ending laughs, hours of karaoke hits sung at the perfect pitch, and adventures that have little choice but to lock-in as core memories. When in the presence of a real Katie, rather than a wannabe (aka a f.a.n.), you'll know; for her unapologetic acceptance of her authentic self is viewed as a threat by many. Because of this, she may not be everyone's cup of tea, but she is for sure her own, and that is more than enough for her and her tribe of extremely loyal and dedicated friends who love and support her beyond words. There aren't enough words to describe the privilege it is to have a Katie in one's life, so if you have one, don't screw it up; you're only screwing yourself in the end. When it comes to a Katie, if you've got a fast car, just know that she's got a plan to get you out of here (strictly in a Tracy Chapman fashion).

I think Metro Station wrote a song about Katie. The lyrics go, "I'll swim the ocean for you, woah woah woah woah Katie."

Bruh... that song is called Kelsey. But they should have written it about Katie, so you're close enough.

I sure am. Katie is the best.