Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!
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An English phrase used by residents of the South to desribe the Northern half of the country. Stems from the period of history when the north was highly industrialised
I would go to Lancashire, but you know what they say, it's grim up north.
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Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.
Oh look, Living TV have 8 hours of Most Haunted on tonight.
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A phrase that reoccurs repeatly everytime Motorola want to bombard me with the message to buy one of their crap phones.
Later on ITV, the news. Next, the "Hello fucking Moto" movie premiere.
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Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.
Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.
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Well meaning people who probably do more bad than good by telling people they need "saving" and there is something wrong with them when they are at their lowest eb.
The salvation army are well meaning but wrong.
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A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.
I vant.....I vant.....A Viscount.
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