let's hang out soon

A phrase that one says when they truly do not have any intentions of hanging out with the person. One will say this and the other will usually agree, and most times neither of them will try and make plans with the other, resulting in the repetition of this phrase in the future.

Distant Friend 1: "Hey, long time no talk! Let's hang out soon! I miss you!"
Distant Friend 2: "Oh yeah, definitely! Call me sometime!

- 2 months later -

Distant Friend 2: "Hey man, we still haven't hung out. What's up with that?"
Distant Friend 1: "Oh I know, let's hang out soon!"

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double boob

when the top of a girl's bra ends up mid-boob and creates hangover boob

"Dude, that girl has some serious double boob. It looks like she has four tits."

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FBV

Facebook Virus. A disease acquired by idiotically clicking a link which promises free things such as diet pills or Viagra. After having clicked the link, one's statuses will change to these same false advertisements, they will get posted on walls of friends, or even IMed to them. This begins a chain of idiocy which continues to grow, further making the Facebook Virus a global pandemic.

Bri: "Hey so I lost a lot of weight with a colon cleanser, removed toxins in my body, you should give this a shot...oh and I'd like to mention it's a FREE TRIAL! (insert weird looking link here)
Kara: Ooh! Click.

10 minutes later...
Kara: "Hey so I lost a lot of weight with a colon cleanser, removed toxins in my body, you should give this a shot...oh and I'd like to mention it's a FREE TRIAL! (insert weird looking link here"
Random Kid: Dude, those girls totally came down with a bad case of FBV.

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legiterature

another word for nonfiction (legit literature)

I checked out 6 legiterature books for my research project from the library.

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alive

awesome, sweet, poppin, etc

Gangsta 1: This pic is so alive yo.
Gangsta 2: Dude that pic really is tight, you aint lyin!

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