Waffleism

waffleism is more than just a belief, its a lifestyle- a dedication of your life to syrupy goodness. some may ask how this came along and the truth is that it's always been. since the beginning of time there were waffles, there were strawberries, there was syrup and there were blueberries. it took mankind nearly four thousand to come to this realization. but now we can unite: one nation, under waffles.

solomon: some people just dont understand the deep connection between a man (or a woman) and waffles.
brittany: what a pity.
solomon: if only people would convert to waffleism, then theyd be truely happy.

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