Blackout Friday

The day after Thanksgiving...also known as Black Friday except with a twist. You just get really shitty until you blackout while other people shop.

Will: Yesterday was so sick!

Mike: What did you guys do?

Trav: We celebrated Blackout Friday by getting alcohol poisoning!

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bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin

Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.

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