Loves it

It's a phrase made up by Paris Hilton's mom and grandma, as stated on The Simple Life.

Now you're going to clean up some cow shit.
Loves it.

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masturband

A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.

I've had my masturband on for two weeks.

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